My 2013

Okay, As some of you already know I do not take kindly to people that are just plainly stupid and lack common sense. Common sense, hum, let's think about this phrase for a second...The dictionary defines common sense as the fallowing; 

Common Sense - Noun - Sound practical judgment that is independent of specialized knowledge, training, or the like; normal native intelligence.  

Now what I want to know how something that can be defined so easily can be so misunderstood by SO MANY PEOPLE! It is now 2013...The world did not end, the planets did not align, the world did not go dark, or whatever else those ridiculous people were screaming about. Yet through all of these doomsday, we're all going to die scenarios one thing STILL never changes. . .our ability to have common fucking sense. You would think that after all this bullshit and "oh my God we are going to die" no one has wised up. People are still only thinking of themselves. 

Well, you know what, this year I am going to do what I can to fix this problem...I am going to continue to write and simply disregard all the people in my life that are fake and have no meaning. What is the point in continuing through your days with people you are forced to act cordial to or expect you to conform to a certain standard? There isn't one. Why continue to surround your self with people that are nice and cheery to your face then as soon as your back is turned talk shit or manipulate the ones you love for their own personal gain? What is the point in hanging around people that are just so stupid that the only thing they are good for is entertainment. There is only so much you can do for someone that isn't willing to help themselves. There are only so many times you can tell a redneck to stop screwing his sister before it's a waste of breath. There are only so many things you can say to your friends who are just being dumb and their children are suffering for it.

Please don't get me wrong I am not the smartest crayon in the box but at least I take the time to stand back and look at the things that I have done through the day, week, or month and year and I reflect and learn from the mistakes that I have made and done something to better them which ever way possible. While I sit and watch idiots continue to bash their heads against doors repeatedly for no good reason. 

So 2013 will be different for me. I will no longer poses the partial filter I have in my brain that stops me from saying what I feel in the moment no matter who or how much it is going to hurt. I know that sounds horrible to an extent but damnit if I don't do it who will? If I cannot be at least one person that stands up and proves that they still have a brain and fully understand what I am capable of as a person who will ever catch on and fallow? 

Think about that the next time you are gushing to your friends about how much weight you're going to lose this year and how you are just going to be the poster child of community service and give back to your community any way you can. We get it Miss America; you want world peace and everyone to have a small toy dog in a Gucci purse but lets face it, by February you are going to get tired of going to the gym and we all know the thought of doing something nice for some one else that would even slightly result in you getting dirty or having to interact with people lower than your social standing makes you painstakingly ill. So shut up, sit down and ponder over the definition of common sense and see if there could be room for improvement in you as a person. You can nip, tuck, and alter everything about yourself physically but mentally you are who you are and no amount of drugs or surgery will change that it has to come from within. 

So stick that in your juice box and suck it \m/>.<\m/  

Twilight vs Harry Potter

Alright kids here we go again. First off let me make one thing VERY clear; I am a Horror, Sifi, Crime, Mind fucking, demented film fanatic in every way shape and form. I love everything from The Shining to Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Corpses; from Edward Scissor Hands to Ed Wood. In my opinion Rob Zombie, Tim Burton and M. Knight are among the worlds BEST directors ever! So I was into Harry Potter for reasons and I was into Twilight for different reasons. Back to the point of this blog; I found this today while surfing Facebook (being on Holiday vacation from college has it's perks, turning off your brain and sitting on facebook for two weeks) and I figured I would share it with you and give you my opinion on it. 

 For those of you who cannot read this it says the fallowing; 

Why did JK Rowling even write Harry Potter? 

Look, I've been a Twihard for a wile (yes they put wile) and resently (more spelling) I decided to try Harry Potter. It's just dumm. (insert eye roll) When Stephanie Meyer wrote Twilght, she had a message in mind--that we should find love, even if it's hard too get to. She tells us wondurfel things like how to make important choices and how hard being young can be. All Harry Potter is is a bunch of stupi guys with wands running around trying to defeat Snape. I mean, is there any writing style? Nope. Any character development? Nope. Twilight got 5 movies, and the last one is split into 2 becuz people actually want it. Happy Potter got like 3 movies. Idk, I don't even care. I am just saying. there's no point to Harry Potter and it's dumb, just like everything in england that gets put in a book. Oh and btw Ron Weasley is the most unattractive person ive ever read of. Jacob and Edward are both sophisticaed, developed characters and Ron, what, plays chess or something? No, twilght wins. Even Hermione is justa stupid nerd with NO EMOTION. She just bitches everyone out. Someone give me a reason whi Harry Potter is even good at all

The bottom reads; 

I think the problem with people like this is that they're so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

Now, I understand that the bottom of the picture should be enough but damnit I just cannot keep my mouth shut about this. First off; aside from all the PAINFUL grammar errors. This chick; assuming it is a female, then again what male in their right mind would even for a second think Edward Cullen and Jacob whatever his last name was are "sophisticated and developed" characters. For one neither one of those characters aged AT ALL so the idea of watching a character develop through those books is like banging your head against a wall, nothing will come of it other than a headache. Continuing on with my rant. You honestly thought the reasoning for the Twilight saga was to teach you about love? REALLY? Bella practically threw herself at both of those BOYS and went completely nuts. What is Stephanie Myer teaching you little preadolescences how to be sluts before you hit middle school? Give me a break. The only good thing that came from the Twilight saga was the books. The story wasn't bad and it was easy to read. I read the whole series twice while I was pregnant with my son. Harry Potter on the other hand was a little more difficult for me to get into as far as reading went for me. The movies and story line on the other hand provided endless hours of entertainment for my whole family. It was something we could all agree on that was pretty bad ass and fun to watch with our son. He was totally into how cool it was with all the action and cool effects. Potter was something you actually got to grow with the characters; you watched them year after year get faced with life altering decisions and get put into situations where they had to make the decision between right and wrong. There was much more to the story then just the obvious fact of wizards and magic. Harry Potter; I think, was a door leading us back to our imaginations for even just a little while. Each adult that watched those movies and read those books got the chance to feel like a kid again. Now, with the Harry Potter world in Universal Studios you REALLY CAN live that fantasy! The last movie was one of the most sought after movies of my generation. The epic battle at the end was so worth the wait. How are you going to learn anything from a little human girl with a death wish, a overly masculine Indian kid that refuses to wear clothing, and a pale pedophile that sparkles?? Can you answer me that? 

\m/ >.< \m/

 

Fake and Manipulating People

I have come to realize a lot this year that the older I get the more bullshit I see from people. By bullshit I mean the fake-ness of other people and their ability to turn right around seconds after you walk out of a room they start the bad mouthing. When being fake does not seem to work there is always that other option of being manipulative and sneaky to get what they want and bring themselves right back into the center of attention. These people really bother me for the simple fact that; A. you cannot trust them and B. You never know what to do in situations because you don't want to hurt their feelings, because you are a nice person, but deep down inside you know that all you really want to do is knock their head off. Now there is a HUGE difference in being fake and what I just said about knocking their heads off. For one, saving face and playing nice is some times required in life just so there is not an over powering argument around children or in a work environment. The one thing I really have a hard time understanding is why are these fake manipulative people get so ahead in life when all they do is complain and screw over situations for other people even when they are fully knowledgeable that their actions do not just effect the person they are directly dealing with but everyone around them. Especially when it comes to children. I mean how stupid do you really have to be? When you are messing with a child's family at least have the gull to think for a second if you would be ok if some one did that to your children. I think that is a HUGE part of the problem; people have absolutely NO COMMON SENSE or consideration for the people around them and the people that will be affected by their selfish actions. The people like this that REALLY get to me are the ones that are mothers or fathers and they let their own petty problems come before what is right for their child. Prime example of this; you sleep with more than one man and end up pregnant, don't you think your child has a RIGHT to know who their father is? I mean please tell me if I am being unreasonable or not; this was the way I was raised. I sat and watched my parents destroy each other and it ended up with them throwing me in the middle because they left on such bad terms. Still to this day I have no relationship with my mother or my father and watching my child now grow I do not want that to ever happen. I guess the saying is true; you cant fix stupid. You cannot teach someone how to be a good mother, you can not teach someone how to grow up if they themselves don't want to. I would LIKE to assume that doing what is best for your child is COMMON SENSE, then again, like I said, my idea of common sense and the lack of maturity in the world are fake, manipulative, and only think of themselves. It's just sad to me; then they turn around and wonder why their children want nothing to do with them when they get older. Hmm, I wonder mornon. 
and THAT is the way I see it. \m/ >.< \m/