Thursday, December 27, 2012

Twilight vs Harry Potter

Alright kids here we go again. First off let me make one thing VERY clear; I am a Horror, Sifi, Crime, Mind fucking, demented film fanatic in every way shape and form. I love everything from The Shining to Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Corpses; from Edward Scissor Hands to Ed Wood. In my opinion Rob Zombie, Tim Burton and M. Knight are among the worlds BEST directors ever! So I was into Harry Potter for reasons and I was into Twilight for different reasons. Back to the point of this blog; I found this today while surfing Facebook (being on Holiday vacation from college has it's perks, turning off your brain and sitting on facebook for two weeks) and I figured I would share it with you and give you my opinion on it. 
 For those of you who cannot read this it says the fallowing; 
Why did JK Rowling even write Harry Potter? 
Look, I've been a Twihard for a wile (yes they put wile) and resently (more spelling) I decided to try Harry Potter. It's just dumm. (insert eye roll) When Stephanie Meyer wrote Twilght, she had a message in mind--that we should find love, even if it's hard too get to. She tells us wondurfel things like how to make important choices and how hard being young can be. All Harry Potter is is a bunch of stupi guys with wands running around trying to defeat Snape. I mean, is there any writing style? Nope. Any character development? Nope. Twilight got 5 movies, and the last one is split into 2 becuz people actually want it. Happy Potter got like 3 movies. Idk, I don't even care. I am just saying. there's no point to Harry Potter and it's dumb, just like everything in england that gets put in a book. Oh and btw Ron Weasley is the most unattractive person ive ever read of. Jacob and Edward are both sophisticaed, developed characters and Ron, what, plays chess or something? No, twilght wins. Even Hermione is justa stupid nerd with NO EMOTION. She just bitches everyone out. Someone give me a reason whi Harry Potter is even good at all
The bottom reads; 
I think the problem with people like this is that they're so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

Now, I understand that the bottom of the picture should be enough but damnit I just cannot keep my mouth shut about this. First off; aside from all the PAINFUL grammar errors. This chick; assuming it is a female, then again what male in their right mind would even for a second think Edward Cullen and Jacob whatever his last name was are "sophisticated and developed" characters. For one neither one of those characters aged AT ALL so the idea of watching a character develop through those books is like banging your head against a wall, nothing will come of it other than a headache. Continuing on with my rant. You honestly thought the reasoning for the Twilight saga was to teach you about love? REALLY? Bella practically threw herself at both of those BOYS and went completely nuts. What is Stephanie Myer teaching you little preadolescences how to be sluts before you hit middle school? Give me a break. The only good thing that came from the Twilight saga was the books. The story wasn't bad and it was easy to read. I read the whole series twice while I was pregnant with my son. Harry Potter on the other hand was a little more difficult for me to get into as far as reading went for me. The movies and story line on the other hand provided endless hours of entertainment for my whole family. It was something we could all agree on that was pretty bad ass and fun to watch with our son. He was totally into how cool it was with all the action and cool effects. Potter was something you actually got to grow with the characters; you watched them year after year get faced with life altering decisions and get put into situations where they had to make the decision between right and wrong. There was much more to the story then just the obvious fact of wizards and magic. Harry Potter; I think, was a door leading us back to our imaginations for even just a little while. Each adult that watched those movies and read those books got the chance to feel like a kid again. Now, with the Harry Potter world in Universal Studios you REALLY CAN live that fantasy! The last movie was one of the most sought after movies of my generation. The epic battle at the end was so worth the wait. How are you going to learn anything from a little human girl with a death wish, a overly masculine Indian kid that refuses to wear clothing, and a pale pedophile that sparkles?? Can you answer me that? 
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